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Post by Trash on Sept 3, 2010 7:02:28 GMT -5
Apparently, the Undi/ Kane feud is supposed to run over NOTC and the PPV after – but I would prefer if Undi hung up his trenchcoat now. NOT ADR!! He’s not all that impressive. Which leads me to how annoyed I am that Evan is not getting a push anymore. What, he won a feud with Jericho, then just went to nothing? Lame. Evan is so good, he has a massive fan base and he’s getting nothing. I personally love watching him and get really bummed when he’s not on Raw and he’s still getting nothing!
They could have like they used to and have belts defended on both shows *cringes* I don’t mind that with the championship, but I’d rather see a whole lot less of Laycool. And Melina’s not much better. When it comes to the Divas, there’s very few I want to see and their target audience, the ones that are supposed to enjoy the boob show – they spin through the matches too in my experience. If they built a decent women’s division, with looks on the back-burner, then odds are guys would still find them attractive, more so since they could go as well. Some beautiful, useless ornament is not fun for the imagination, let alone for watching on TV for ten minutes. And when they add the screechy voices, doesn’t work at all.
I think they’re trying to pimp out Smackdown because it is very much the secondary show and they’re trying to up the viewers – but they went about it wrong, imho. They based it around the people the Raw audience is more likely to know, which is understandable, but then they should have also allowed the other guys to look competitive too. Using Cody, Drew and Jack better would have been a more sensible idea in the long run. Evan if they were up against the Raw guys, there wasn’t much that made you desperate to see Smackdown… except Cody of course *laughs*
Oh no, even the thought of Sheamus-smut is wrong! Heh, I saw a picture online of Evan getting some, ahem, revenge for the ‘small’ jokes and that was about as far into that topic as anyone ever needs to go, lol. Heh, I took my niece to school this morning, she hasn’t been over because she’s been on the holidays and the first thing I got when she walked in was ‘can we watch Raw?’ And then she fangirled over Randy Orton quite seriously, which amused me no end. Codiasi’s been pretty good lately, I spend way more time checking to see if there have been any new posts than I probably should, lol. I need to get my finger out and try to make some kind of contribution, but I’m not getting anywhere fast *sighs* I’m not even getting anywhere slow.
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Sept 3, 2010 7:23:58 GMT -5
My friend Hope is the same as us when it comes to Evan and Cody; I was so jealous when she went to one of the shows and got a high five from Evan *sniffle* I always joke that he's my future husband when he comes on-screen, and my little sister once said, "What if I told you I'd have a thing with Cody Rhodes or Evan Bourne?" and I just looked at her and went, "I'd kill you." Just because he's small... Even the main roster wrestlers (Cena for def) is telling Vince that Wrestling isn't just about the big guys anymore, and he needs to work on the smaller ones.
I'm prolly gonna watch NXT (it's sometimes Ok, but majorly not) because it's all Divas and I'm kinda curious (Vickie G is pro for the newest Diva they're considering signing-- she's like 6' something and makes Beth Phoenix look all girly and petite) but don't have the highest expectations. I know a lot of the old Diva stuff was bikini shows and suchlike, but they wrestled better than they do now, and some of the relationships and such were pretty amusing; the way Maria and the Divas got at Santino after he'd been a prick to them never fails to make me grin in remembrance; that would sure as hell probably not go down well with the PG ratings now. For shame on the PG thing Vince, seriously... Nuh uh.
Coddles is the main reason for Smackdown watchage I think, lol, whether you like him or not-- though I only know a few people who don't like him. I always say though, you've gotta admire a man who has the balls to go on world-wide TV and give beauty tips; most guys would turn the idea down flat out of worry of their masculinity-- not that Codes has to worry about that. He might be gay (really thinks he is for many reasons *cough*Ted*cough*) but he's not any less masculine with the tips and all. And I'm not saying that just because I love him to bits haha.
Tell me about it >.< and, lol I think I know that picture-- was in by Kittysenshi on Deviantart? I like his wrestling slash pics for the main, some of them make me chuckle lol; his Inspirational Wallpapers make me laugh most though. If you haven't had chance to see them you should; I think you'd appreciate the jokes and such like me ;P Lol your niece sounds awesome-- no pun intended xD If the girl likes Randy then she's gotta have good taste. I love when my little brother sees pics of Cody and Ted, or they're on telly, because he rarely ever says Cody or Ted on their own, it's always "CodyTed" or "TedCody" he runs their names together as one-- proof that they are supposed to be together right there. When my laptop's fixed I'm gonna do my Codisi Kurt Smoller and Joe Linwood fic-- I've been asked to do one xD
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Post by Trash on Sept 3, 2010 15:04:28 GMT -5
I saw a picture of the NXT girls and yeah, that one girl is humongous! The Divas matches were occasionally good in the past, but even then a lot of them were poor. Heh, a lot of the T&A displays were completely gratuitous I know but it was a lot more likely for the ladies to have half-decent storylines rather than the bitchy name-calling for no apparent reason, which only gives all girls a bad name. I completely forgot to tape the finale of NXT, quite annoyed with myself, a lot of it because Cody was always so amusing on the programme. His tantrum when Husky got eliminated cracked me up, lol. Speaking of the B programmes (and tantrums), I just saw Ted against Goldie on Superstars and as well as it being a pretty good match, MC and King were pissing themselves laughing on commentary (King seemed extremely amused that Maryse would talk to MC – we all know why!). But Teddy and Maryse were kissing just before they went backstage and I was like *shock* because I don’t think I’ve noticed them do more than flirt before. I could really see Cody throwing a huge fit over that nights work.
I love Cody’s grooming tips! He always seems to be taking the piss and I always end up in hysterics (can’t wait to see how he tops the shaving one tonight – damn, hope the match is finished by that time). Oh, how much would I love it if it was some kind of major dig at Maryse? For the love of all that’s holy, I would personally get such a kick outta that, not over her personally but because of a bitchy little crack about the kiss. Which Teddy didn’t look all that into to be honest, at one point Maryse had to all but wrestle him into it. Okay, I exaggerate a tiny bit, but not much.
I did see that pic on dA, I forgot who did it though. And I’ve seen the motivational posters, which never fail to crack me up. There’s the one with Batista in the kiddie pool, and then one a bit later on with Evan about to land in the damn thing – I can just see Big Dave’s expression when he realises he’s gonna get bombed, heh heh. That made me laugh for about ten minutes solid, envisioning Evvy trying to escape and Batty chasing him and yelling. The pool made a reappearance in my thoughts a few posts ago actually, when you mentioned Legacy filling one with baby oil – even the rubber ducky reappeared. I can just see Randy brandishing it and yelling, “Okay, three six-foot guys in a kiddie pool full of oil, I can deal with… but I draw the line at the rubber duck!”
Looking forward to some Kurt/Joe! Heh, I’m spending way too much time on Codiasi lately, mooching through the history and all that. The ‘Ted for President’ conversation was a little out there, but cool anyway. Oh, and I knew there was something else! I’m convinced after seeing the WWE tour of China that John-John has been taking fashion tips in ties from Cody. Just waiting for Randy to sneak up behind him and say, “John? No.” And then make Ted take him shopping, ha ha.
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Sept 4, 2010 4:32:40 GMT -5
Cody must have been fuming at that kiss, lol. I never got to see it this week because I was busy and sorta forgot it was one lol (it always seems to change days when I attempt to watch it >.<) but urgh, no offence, no kissing from Maryse and Ted. Ted should only ever kiss Cody on TV. Ooh, as I'm writing this Coddles has just come onto my TV and distracted me even worse than I have been anyway xDD *fangirling over the gorgeousness* Ooft... Urgh, Matt Striker, stop talking like that now. Stop it-- I don't care who you're saying fancies Coddles, just no... No no... Ooh, Coddles, such a bitch xD
Those pics on DA amuse me so badly. I love some of his ideas because they're so cute. And then there's the sexier one where, y'know, the one where it's Cody and Ted mud-wrestling. There's a Legacy reunion if ever there was one-- no baby-oil kiddie pool (and rubber ducks*) then I want something like naked mud-wrestling. And then I want John and Evan being the special guest referees or ring-announcers, because that would just be amazing. John makes me crease nearly every time he's on the mic, and I could see Evan bouncing excited camerie off of him easily enough haha.
Evan: Ooh... So dirty! John: *clucks his tongue* Evvy, d'ya mean the mud or Randy? Because you have no idea how right you are. The mud's got nothing on my man. Evan: Ooh, ooh! Trunks are gone, trunks are gone! Nice bum, Codes... Yeah, I can see why Teddy taps that. John: Quick, let's get in there! They're having all the fun without us!
Lol, John would do that adorably confused look he does, not understanding what his lover is getting at. And then Ted will appear and whisk him off for some shopping-- which is new to John considering that he loves his jeans and all xD I'm spending more time on Codiasi now too lol because I have my own laptop back and therefore all my site bookmarks xDD Sorry if my replies are lame or sorta messed up, because I'm in the midst of Smackdown and doing a million things at once lol.
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Post by Trash on Sept 4, 2010 19:23:25 GMT -5
Ha, Cody was such a bitch to poor Matt on Smackdown, so vicious and yet so undeniably funny… although I could forgive Cody any amount of bitchiness, especially since he’s probably still fuming over Superstars and needs to take it out on someone, lol. I love him using the mirror jacket to make his point though, doesn’t just carry it around to look at himself in then… although that’s a very good reason too, lol. Smackdown wasn’t too bad, even if they didn’t have Cody’s grooming tips (guess they couldn’t think of any way to top the leg shaving either). Heh, I was sure at one point that Stryker said something about Cody having legs as smooth as a woman’s, “And Matt Hardy’s getting to feel them”… I had to wind that back and it wasn’t what he said at all. I’m just dirty minded, heh. Liked Christian this week – as soon as he said “JBL, Juan Bradshaw Layfield!” I thought of you, since you were the one to point it out! And McIntryre’s been rapidly fading over the last couple of weeks, huh? At least he wasn’t with Cody this week and dragging him down too, but his star certainly sank. And the Kane speech just seemed to drag on forever. Speaking of dirty, I’d almost forgotten about the mud wrestling pic until you mentioned it. Shame on me, that’s a good one! And yes, multiple mud baths all around, that’d be good for the ratings I can see John and Evan working on commentary actually, especially with that particular sight to commentate on! And then abandoning commentary and joining in… be like the King commenting on the mud wrestling matches and having an apoplexy, only with something actually worth watching in the mud this time XD. A lot of those pictures really do crack me up, including that Val Venis one, mostly due to a pic I saw on line years ago with a guy holding up a sign saying ‘Val Venis is my dad’ and about five dudes next to him all with signs saying, ‘Mine too!” Huh, I spend too much time on Twitter, the thought occurs. I was just looking at Ted’s, found it after he changed his name on there and noticed a mention of his left bum cheek falling asleep and that he needed a massage, any takers? I’m convinced this is some cunning plan to get Cody to get a Twitter too (Goldie was saying a while ago he was trying to talk Cody into it), so that he could leap in and offer. Only Cody wrecked his plans by texting instead, lol. I read your story on Codiasi btw, very much enjoyed! I’ll leave a proper review on there as soon as I upload some icons up on there and work out how to use the damn thing, lol. But I liked the way you were able to put the two characters in a situation together and enjoyed it completely! And for weird coincidence, I had Big City Nights on my MP3 player when I walked into the house, it was literally the last thing I listened to before checking the site out.
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Sept 5, 2010 2:29:05 GMT -5
I swear it was Todd who mentioned legs smoother than any womans... I was thinking, "Ooh, Todd, take it back! Ted will hunt you down to find out how you know!" and, please, for the name of all things sacred, have LayCool lose at NOC. If that bollocks gimmick carries on... The only plus-side, if they carried that LayCool thing on, is that it'd lead to Michelle against Layla, because they won't be allowed to do the ridiculous "BFF Champs!" shit. Ooh, speaking of Ted's misdemeanour with Maryse, someone posted a vid on Codiasi that you need to watch. Maryse all but pulls Teddy into a kiss the second time xD and someone's edited Cody in at the end and OMG it is the most perfect thing ever *shakes head* seriously is so funny that though although you think, "Awww, poor BB Coddles!"
See? If no one mentioned the JBL thing you knew there was something wrong. And Enrique xD Christian sings about as well as I do. The comment made me giggle, but I couldn't help thinking that Enrique is much more attractive than that dickweed. And awww, Todd standing up to Matt about what Juan-- I mean, ADR, tried to do to poor BB Evan.
The Baby-Oil Boys Club was not amused with that shitfuckery, and will be getting him back. Oh, yessir. And yup, since his title taken off of him and everything he just seems to be sliding downwards. I never really thought much of him in the first place... I never do when it's a character who comes in and seems to beat everyone and gets preferential treatment, because it's the same thing each time. Look at Vlad Kozlov: he was kicking everyone's arses, and now he's just a comedy relief act. *shakes head* Lol, I remember Val Venis, I think-- was he the one who used to come out with a towel over his spankies? Dude, the B-BOBC needs to do that for a promo as they're testing the new oil they've been sent... Only they need to be wearing nothing under the towels.
Cody: *texting* I'll give you a long, thorough massage the next time I see you baby. Ted: *fumbles for message and momentarily comes of Twitter. Happy to see it's from Cody, but pouts over the fact it was text* Damn baby-boy, get on Twitter! Cody: *amused and oblivious* You sound like Dustin. And, baby, really, do you want us coming out over the internet the way MC and Mizzy did because Mizzy made some lewd comment?
^^ This is why MC (in my mind) claims he has no FB etc.
Awww you read it *ish all bashful now* I knew I had to get it done, otherwise I never would, lol, and I had my laptop back so I was like, "Right. Do it. Do it now. Stop thinking about President DiBiase fucking Intern Rhodes and do first time Kurt Smoller being deflowered by pre-Marine Joe Linwood!" O.o Ok, song on MP3 before you listened? That there was some spooky coinkydink xD A sign! I was really worried about that fic, so I'm glad you liked it most def xD
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Post by Trash on Sept 5, 2010 11:47:54 GMT -5
It probably was Todd who mentioned the legs, I just had Matt Stryker on the brain because of his love of Codes, heh. Not that he gets to join in the BOBC anyway – going back to those inspirational posters, there’s one of him in there that would have anyone jealous for his job, lol. Oh, and I saw that vid on Codiasi, hence I had to make an icon announcing when something is not dashing – it’s gonna be the one I use to grumble about something on LJ, lol. But that was indeed the kiss on Superstars, I never thought they’d go there with it. I thought it’d be all innuendo and stuff, not that they were really convincing until Maryse got stuck in there.
Val Venis was the one who wore the towel, indeed! And we need that for the Baby Oil Boys club for sure.. doing the whole teasing taking-off-the-towel even though you know there’s spankies under it – and then there isn’t XD. And the Twitter amuses me greatly, what with Goldie putting pics of Cody all over his – huh, a little while ago I was having a mooch through and realised that Randy put up a picture of himself sunbathing while I was on line. This made me fangirl far more than it probably should have done, lol. And yes, considering there were mentions of MC/ Miz pics on his facebook, then he insists he doesn't have one... hmmm, very likely story Mr Cole!
Laycool have got to lose those belts in a hurry, because they’re driving me crazy and not in the good way, in the way that makes me glad I have a mute/ off button on the remote. Trouble is of course, with Michelle being Mrs Taker, she might have a bit more clout than some. And if they’re unifying the belts, odds are the woman’s matches will be on Smackdown rather than Raw. I’m not all that hopeful about Melina winning it. What I am wondering is if it would be a triple threat match with one definite winner, plus the girls on the outside. Argument being it would unify the BFF titles too and all that. The PPV is what, two weeks today? There’s still a couple more matches to arrange and all that. I’d like to see some other storylines in the main event other than Sheamus hates Randy and Cena hates Nexus, because there’s no point in having Jericho and Edge in there if they’re just making up the numbers. Since last weeks raw had a number one contender title match though, even if it was a total farce (apart from the appearance of Dashing of course), they might have the same thing Monday night and actually find someone to go against the Harts – it’d be really cool if they dedicated a night to it and every other match was to determine the number one contender. I’m still holding out for Ted/ Evan to tag –
Ted: My former partner got a shot at number one contender last week and I didn’t! Thing is, I don’t have a partner… Evan: …No. Ted: Oh come on, it’ll be an adventure! And maybe I can slip you a little something to change your mind! *Evan looks mildly interested until Ted pulls out his wallet* Evan: No. Ted: A thousand dollar gift certificate for Forbidden Planet? Evan: No! Ted: But Evan! Baby oil is thicker than water! You have to be my partner! Evan: *sighs* But I still get the gift certificate, right? Ted: That and a whole crate of extra large bottles of Johnsons! Evan: And…? Ted: *mutters* I’ll oil you up before the match. Evan: Keep talking. Ted: If we win the belts, I’ll oil you up before every match. Evan: Deal! Ted: *shaking his head* Wow, all it took with Cody was the gift certificate… *notices Evan’s look* I oiled him up for free.
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Sept 5, 2010 13:47:57 GMT -5
When I saw that video I was like, "Ok, it's been a while since I last kissed someone, but that kiss to me just screams awkward--" and then Coddles came on and I was trying hard not to squeal because everyone else was still asleep in bed xD "That is NOT dashing!" If it kills me, I am going to use that line from now on when I am not amused by something-- I'll probably be screaming it at my TV before too long then if there's no Randy/John or Evan and Teddy on RAW, and also whenever I see LayCool and Vickie Guererro on Smackdown. I'm so not looking forward to her being a pro on the next NXT-- and aren't half the Divas they picked for pro's so random?
I think I saw that pic of Randy over on the Centon LJ forum, and was like o.O "John is so out of the view of that shot. That is Randy's patented 'John-John blow-job' expression. This photo should be worth millions, and I need an unedited version of it like nao." Gah, no spankies under towels. I would have a nosebleed and/or die if that happened xD But I would wait until I had rewatched it back several times before doing so haha. MC has a private FB, which is constantly spammed by his techno-whiz husband sending him naughty pictures and messages; so that everyone can see them of course because poor Michael isn't as clued-up on FB and so can do nothing to hide them ;P
I fastforward LayCool nearly every time; I can't stand either of them even a little bit, and I don't think Michelle McCool is in any way attractive-- she's scarily thin, I think, for her size, and she's just always got such a hard face-- and I think Layla's face always looks so round and childish because she's always pulling those ridiculous faces and stuff as they do their "We're still cheerleaders in highschool *squee*" routines. I sincerely want John, Randy or, hell, even Chris to win the WWE 'cause I hate Sheamus, don't like Barrett and can't stand Edge anyway, let alone when he's a frigging champion. Sheamus, is just like, "You've never really won, and you're 'rise to fame was beating up Jamie Noble and other namelesses, and you were only chosen to 'take Triple H out' before his surgery because you're friends with him!" Everyone thinks that when Vince finally calls it quits and retires, the Trips is gonna defacto run the company. Steph doesn't seem to have any interest in it anymore, and she's probably more interested in their kids, and Shane's not involved in it at all anymore... Give me the job, Vince! And, of course, you shall be coming with me xD I wouldn't be able to work without you. Though I doubt we'd actually get much work done if we were given free reign to do what we wanted with the boys... *cough*actually start the BOBC*cough*
John: *appears around corner* Did someone say Baby-Oil? Evan: *beams* Hey John-John! Guess what Ted's given me? *proffers gift certificate* John: *reads it and looks at Ted in amusement* Desperate, were we? I thought you'd work up to a grand-- Evan: *pouts* Hey, are you calling me cheap, Cena? John: *wide-eyed* Of course not! Evan: *nods* Good. Ted: *watches Evan pull out his phone* Who ya gonna call? Evan: *smiles sweetly* My game buddy. *turns attention to phone* Hey Codes! Guess what? Ted's just funded out next gaming trip! Ted: Evan, no! *tries to take the phone* He'd banned from games until he joins Twitter! Evan: *arches a brow* Teddy, Cody will never join Twitter. Ted: *determined* Goldust and I are working on it. John: *grins* I've heard of bonding activities with your in-laws, but that's a new one! Ted: *takes a swing at John who ducks out of the way* Why are you even here, Cena? John: *spots a bottle of baby-oil* Ah-hah! *grabs it* For some of this-- Randy and I ran out and forgot to stock up! Evan: *understanding* Ooh, so that's why the cleaning ladies were so mad at you guys this morning!
"Baby-oil is thicker than water," and "I oiled him up for free"-- those are trufax, bytheby xD
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Post by Trash on Sept 6, 2010 15:13:08 GMT -5
It’s my personal goal to use the phrase, “That is NOT dashing!” at least once a day – if I have a personal put-down for something it always makes me feel better and since I went back to work today (uck, why don’t I have a trust fund?) at least I had something new and exciting to shout at my overflowing in-tray. Also the new put-down for seeing the poorly dressed walking the street or any time I catch sight of a mirror. Awesome phrase. Incidentally, can you send me the link to the Centon site? I found a few but I’m not great at navigating the site and then I get distracted while wading through the options. Glad you like that screencap btw! I was going to add the caption ‘spider monkey’ to it, but I never got around to it. I don’t see what’s so special about McCool either, she’s not weird looking but she’s not especially attractive in the face either and Layla has that kinda baby face. I always thought the most attractive Diva they ever had was Maria, even if she wasn’t much cop in the ring. Steph’s still involved on the creative side – I’d have to do some checking but she has some ridiculously long title and has power to veto or agree to everything, Vinnie Mac doesn’t really argue with her. Apparently, she’s knocked back a few of his ideas involving her on-screen character. And she gives preferential treatment to Triple H, but that’s not a surprise of any kind. But since Trips is getting way too old and having more surgery the more banged up he gets, not to mention that Steph might like some more quality ‘family time’ once he retires, Vince should definitely give the job to us! We’d make Raw a bit better than last weeks lame attempt, that’s for sure. John: Okay, I’ve asked all the talent for this meeting to discuss the latest uh, developments since the new girls took over Vince’s job. Um, a few of you mentioned a ‘blatantly pervy’ angle to your backstage scenes? Big Show: That’s not true. My new contract says I have to wear my shirt at all times. Randy: I say it is true. I found a spy camera hidden behind the baby oil the other week! If Evan hadn’t joined us at the last minute and we needed extra... *realises people are staring* What? Sheamus: I’m not pleased with the new regime – I lost! To Evan! Evan: *smug* Cody: Just happy to be back on Raw with Teddy. And the rest of the club of course! John: About the club... have you noticed this weeks plans? Randy: *checks script* It’s nothing we don’t already do in private anyway. Ted: Look, we got the blood back on the show, we’ve got more believable angles and less unnecessary bullshit. Even if there is some, uh, odd things in there, I think the regime should stay. Cody: It’s them or Triple H. *dead silence* John: So, who’s for keeping the new girls? All: AYE! And absolutely, no spankies under the towels... new logo for the Baby-Oil Boys Club! Actually, I just felt like using this one again, XD.
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Sept 6, 2010 15:33:14 GMT -5
I go back to college on Thursday, and the day before I have my final HPV jab-- both of these upcoming events are "NOT Dashing!" and I am not looking forward to either >.< I bluetoothed myself two Coddles pics in his suit from SD that other week, and I have one of Evvy too; he's braced on the rope and is all yummy abdomen on display... My sister called me obsessed and I was just like, "And your point is?" xD Coddles serious face = <3. It's the face he had on when he saw Ted kiss Maryse on SD. That was most certainly "NOT Dashing!" and Ted had some serious making up to do-- good job he has some game/comic-book shops on speed-dial for such instances ;P I always thought Mickie was pretty, but it coulda been cause she looked more natural in body-shape to me too. Some of them can look alright, but then most of the time it's just like, "Too much make-up, clumpy eye-lashes and awkward facial features." It's shocking how much they really air-brush, isn't it? community.livejournal.com/cenaortonmylove/ << Here ya go, my lovely! There's a lass (I assume it's a lass lol) on here who does awesome manips. Seriously, amazing. I think she was the one who did your icons original manip-- or she's done ones like it anyway. Her latest is an awesome one that looks like Randy and John embracing but all silhouety (not a real word, but oh well xD) for some reason, even though it's quite a soft scene in a way, it makes me think of our Randeh and John-John in TJOR. Trips can just give us the jobs, cause, y'know, we'd make more money for the company in a week than he would do in several months xD Baby-Oil Boys Club photos just being the start. Triple H: *stunned* I lost the job to two women. I lost to two women-- and one of them wasn't even my missus. Shawn: *pats Hunter's shoulder consolingly* Let it go man; you have that parents' evening to get ready for. Triple H: Oh yeah! *goes off to get ready lest Stephanie get pissed at him again.* Miz: *walks in on the little meeting of the BOBC and smirks* Guess who's scheduled for an on-screen kiss next week? Cody: *Pouts* No fair! Teddy and I haven't had one yet! *everyone arches brows at him and he relents* Fine-- we haven't had a proper one yet. John: *amused* No wonder Cole was so red earlier. Miz: *snickers* Nah, that was 'cause he found out I'd posted some of our nakedholiday snaps on there. Evan: Naked holiday snaps? *curious* Miz: *wagging finger at Evan* Behave, Puppy-- you're too young to see such things. Randy: *smirks* But not too young so as not to be able to do them. *Evan blushes and looks only marginally contrite* Cody: *nibbles his lip and cosies upto Ted, murmuring into his lover's ear* Baby... What do you say we take some of that scented oil and go ask the new bosses if we can borrow one of their cameras? Ted: *more than keen, but then he slowly smirks and gives Cody a sly look out of the corner of his eye* I will make a tape with you if you join Twitter. Cody: *jaw drops slightly, then he pouts more, lisp coming out* Damn it, I'm not joining Twitter! Fine, then we'll see how long you last without sex! Ted: *amused* Baby, you know I can hold out longer than any man I know. Cody: *sighs and grumbles* Yeah, I know. *glowers at Randy who's snickering and currently oiling Evan's chest as he shoots John lustful looks* John: *clears throat soflty* So... How's about we get to work on the baby-oil pool promo the bosses wanted? *holds up rubber duck with a dimpled smirk*
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Post by Trash on Sept 7, 2010 2:36:05 GMT -5
I’m actually typing this up while I watch Raw, change for work and watch the kids (every morning this week, oh joy). So, spoilers if you haven’t watched yet... Nexus bored me senseless until Randy came out (could that man look any better? Only he looks totally uncomfortable smiling, too used to being the bad dude, lol). Oh, I followed the links to the Centon page, thanks! That pic really does remind me of TJOR as well... and they had that thing I was talking about a couple weeks ago, when John’s grinning and then Randy’s crotch appears on screen. Sooo obvious, lol.
Oh for fucks sake, Jericho’s out of the main event? That sucks monkey balls big time. NOT DASHING. Hope they don’t replace him with Morrison... I like him well enough, but I prefer Jericho so much more and would rather watch him! Fast forward the women’s match – wait, did Alicia Fox just say she deserved to be the ‘undefined’ champion? Ooh, like Miz in a suit! And it’s a good suit too, you know the announcers were quiet because King was laughing his arse off at Cole’s jaw-drop moment. Edge is funny when he gets going. I love that thing between Ted and Maryse! Aw, our boy has got such a big head, and that ‘mom’ thing was funny. “We talked about this Maryse!” I really liked that. Much improved Raw this week in my opinion.
John isn’t getting up to much this week is he? Although I think there’s plenty of talky segments tonight and probably don’t need more, even from Cena. Love Miz. That was a brutally honest speech and of course, we all love MC fangirling – “Oh, GO AWAY!” to Bryan. And his excuses for Miz not helping Riley, “Spotlight stealer!” Oh MC, you rule so much and deserve the Miz in a suit after the show. Oh come on, we all knew that Edge wasn’t about to face Zack after the scene before, but that whole match was kinda cheap. And why didn’t he trash the laptop? Speaking of which, that’s better. Over the top rope though? Although Khali’s bigger, Edge is Rumble 2010 winner. Oh hell, I get the bad feeling I’m not gonna have the time to finish watching, I’m still not dressed and I have to go out in a few minutes. Oh, and Edge still won. So Chris is out and Edge is in? What’s the angle behind all this?
Love Cena, Sheamus and Edge commentating, anticipating a wild brawl! And my niece has just commented on the sweat running down Randy’s chest, which is actually quite worrying at her age. Oh my, Randy gets his pin back and looks insanely hot while doing so. Heh, Darren Young was a surprise – RKO’S FOR EVERYONE! Except Cena, who’s wisely keeping out of it, lol. “We’ll wrestle later...” Oooh, face off and John started stripping (shades of things to come in the locker room!). Aw, no scrap? But yeah, I got to watch the whole of Raw, comment on it all and still have three whole minutes to get ready for work. Score!
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Sept 7, 2010 8:37:52 GMT -5
Oil! Shiny! John and the BOBC must have helped him out beforehand with it. No Evvy T.T that sucked. Zack fucking Rhyder had even a moment's segment, and Evvy wasn't there at all? Not Dashing! Lol, so much funny with the Divas and Nexus, because me and my mum's bf were just going, "Urgh, get off the TV damn it!" No offence to the Divas, but I hate hearing half of them talk because of their squeaky voices and their, "Oh, I'm still a teenage cheerleader!" manners >.<. Not Dashing, really. And Melina needs to stop her screaming because she gives me a headache on a large scale.
OMG the phone segment was just... FTMFW. Cody was so on the end of the phone, you know it-- Ted, if you talk to your mother like that then I am really concerned right now xD The, "Maryse, I'm walking away!" and hand gesture made us all laugh. I was sat there snickering to myself anyway going, "That is Cody's note to Ted, Maryse, don't kid yourself dearie!" I asked my mum's bf who he reckons it could be (I don't see them having Ted with valets all the time though, because that would just detract from his character strongly) who he reckoned was on the phone, and he said it was probably a new Diva or something. That nearly made me snort, but I held it in xD No offence to Maryse, but I hate her French accent. I think it's just so harsh on the ears :SS.
Tch, Jericho going sucked ass, and Edge staying in? Not impressed. However, I knew Chris was going soon anyhow for a bit because he's off on tour-- I'm not an overly massive JoMo fan, and never have been, but I had to giggle with the way he and John-John had both been like, "Aww, Chris is having a bad day!" Oh God, MC and Miz-- I was so trying hard not to fangirl before my mum's bf and sister, but I don't think I did too good a job. I thought Miz looked super-hot in that suit (that shirt really worked for him) and, yup, the tongue-hanging-out-jaw-drop was why MC was so quiet for so long. The bit of jealousy that shone through though when it showed Miz backstage with Josh, "What the hell is he hanging out with that guy for?" Made me want to squee, awww x3 MC's all jealous that Josh gets to be around his BB during the show, when he has to stay sitting at the announce table. Amused so bad that he dislikes Mini-Miz.
RKO's! RKO's! Ha, laughed at Darren Young despite myself, and my sister asked why. I was like, "It's when Randy smiles at you that you know you're in more trouble!" xD Loved the awkward smilings-- so loved it. John was sitting next to Jerry, all smug and speaking around the mic, "Yeah, that's my man. Oh, excuse me guys, that's my cue!" Eye-fuck moment! How long has it been since they had a good old fashioned eye-fuck? Lol, my sister said, "He's really quick at getting his shirt off isn't he?" And I was like, "Yeah, he has loads of practice!" however, I meant it in a different context than what she must have taken it in I am sure ;P
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Post by Trash on Sept 7, 2010 14:12:55 GMT -5
Oh yeah, the eyefuck was an excellent moment! John whipping off his shirt so that Randy could get an eyeful was awesome and the look on his face amused me too. Gotta wondered what happened when they went off the air and I’m rather looking forward to next week now, although doubtless there will be some shitfuckery to stop either of them having a clean victory – more likely a no-contest of some kind. Not that I mind too much as long as there’s something decisive at NOTC. I can’t stand screwy endings on PPVs. Ever notice who Randy decides to clobber Barrett right in front of? “Look at my manliness John!” *BANG!* “Impressed?” *BANG* And Randy did look especially shiny tonight... Evan was bored because he wasn’t on the show (Not Dashing) and amused himself by attacking Randy with the baby oil every five minutes. Evan: *pours most of the bottle over Randy’s chest and gets to work rubbing it in* Randy: *long-suffering sigh, although he’s secretly enjoying it* Any more of that and if Barrett tries to put me in a bear-hug, I’ll just slip right outta the grip. Evan: That’s a good thing! *Pours the rest of the bottle over his thighs* John: *walks in, witnesses the scene* Uh, what’s going on? Evan: John-John! You need more oil! MORE OIL!!! Randy: Since Ted’s off filming a full-dressed segment, he thought it’d be funny to feed Ev more sugar. John: *being oiled up by Evan* Do we kill him or thank him? And re-watching the eyefucking while reading over the last couple of entries on here, I had the sudden disturbing image of them going off air, then Randy reaching into his spankies and pulling out some handcuffs. Then John going into his own pocket and pulling out a rubber duck... while never taking their eyes off each other or losing the threatening looks of course I love MC’s apoplexy over Miz – was it just me or did Bryan kick that poster right in the crotch and MC all but squawked in indignation? Damn, but that greeny colour looked good on the boy too. We so need to be in charge and get MC to take his Miz-love that one step further. When he was talking about the ten collar haircut, I wanted him to look at Bryan and say, “You were ripped off,” heh heh. And Cody was deffo on the phone to Ted, muttering dirty, dirty things to the poor boy so that he had to really struggle to remember what he was supposed to say to Maryse. And as soon as they were off screen, he called back and told Cody off for it, lol. I didn’t realise Chris was off on tour, I was wondering if this was something they were doing to see if he was going to sign to a contract extension or not. But I don’t like it, not one little bit. They could have at least gone with the phony injury angle and given someone else a major push or something with it. Then when he returned, ready made feud! I don’t mind JoMo, but he’s not a favourite of mine either. He’s good but idk, I’ve no real reason to care about him or anything he does. His storylines aren’t much fun and he ended up tagging with the annoying R-Truth last week, which is never fun (PLEASE stop singing, and oh hell, I’m agreeing with MC an awful lot these days). 901 was way better than 900 though. Ha, y’know what’d amuse me? If MC came out next week in a shirt the same as Miz’s. Or maybe the Miz just left it over there last Monday night...
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Sept 7, 2010 15:01:26 GMT -5
Oh yes, there was muchly testosterone going on there-- and Randy felt the need to establish himself before his lover as the apex-predator, and as John's partner before the other men in their match; he knows that Sheamus at the very least has designs on every member in the BOBC, and he didn't doubt that Edge would make a play for John as soon as his back was turned, so he had to send out a warning xD Yeah, sucky endings to PPV's piss me off too, because you wonder why you even bother watching them half the time-- and yet, you just know the one time that you didn't order one, something amazingly epic would happen. Lol, John's comment about how Randy was looking good was just so, "John, everyone knows about you and Randy, yes, but you need to at least pretend they don't!" "Oh, yeah, sorry."
Handcuffs and rubber-ducks... We so need to have them in our rp's or the fic we shall do together xD they can be the official symbols of the BOBC. I rewatched the phone-segment, and it amuses me more and more each time because I can imagine Cody doing the dirty whispering, watching Ted's reaction on TV, and then pissing himself with laughter when Maryse thinks Ted's note if for her xD
Ted: *after the show, in his private hire car* You just wait until I get my hands on you, baby-boy! Cody: *feigning innocence from where he's moisturising his freshly showered skin* Whatever do you mean Teddy? Ted: That phonecall! Cody: Oohh.... *as if he's just recalling it* Well, I'm sorry, but I was just so hot and achy and I knew you wouldn't like me using the new toy without your knowledge, so what did you expect me to do? Ted: *all but growling* I expect you to be naked in bed waiting for me when I get there! *pauses and smirks* and baby? Get the new bottle of oil-- I don't plan on stopping for a refill! *he puts the phone down and drives straight to the hotel*
Haha, Michael would have been crossing his legs and wincing at the mere thought. He's probably torn between continuing to be pissed off about Bryan, and then wanting to go to his lover and comfort him xD When I first saw the board thingy though, I was thinking, "Please God, don't have them do the Jack-Swagger-accomplishment-show-off thing!" I think Miz really is a good mic performer though, because that was just a pretty intense speech, whether it was true or not; and something like that had to have some element of truth in it. Lol, I could just imagine Miz giving Michael a signed issue of that magazine-- but with a naughty picture tucked into the pages instead. They need to have Miz interacting back with MC, because they can't keep tormenting them both by letting Miz hear his lover's constant praise and admiration without letting him do something to show MC how much he appreciates it ;P I think Bryan's become a much better in-ring performer, but I think he needs to lose the beard and get some diff ring gear >.< seriously lol.
Michael: *sits down next to Jerry at the announce table* Hey Jerry. Jerry: *pauses in his hello, and arches a brow as he takes in the shirt that Michael is wearing underneath his usual dark tailored suit jacket* New shirt? Michael: *pretends not to feel the blush rising on his cheeks and feigns innocence as he adjusts his papers for that evening* Oh this? No; I've had it for ages... *thinking that two days was a long time considering that they were still in the same hotel and all so he and Miz got to share a room.* Jerry: It looks like Miz's shirt-- *suspicious and eyes Michael* Michael: *attempting to distract Jerry* Look King, Divas! Jerry: *snaps head around to look* Where?!
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Post by Trash on Sept 8, 2010 14:51:49 GMT -5
Lol, MC should use the “Look King, Divas!” line on every show because it cracked me up when I read that XD. Miz is great on the mic. He doesn’t get confused, he can handle a long segment like that pretty much on his own and he didn’t let anything throw him off his stride (there was that tiny mistake where he said Smackdown instead of Summerslam, but he glossed over it so well I’m not sure anyone even noticed). Miz has really, really come on since he started in all areas. Heh, I was watching the segment over again before and I noticed that when he was telling everyone that they’d been wrong about him, you can hear MC applauding in the background. I look forward to the Miz being out there just because I like to watch him, but MC is like an added bonus, I’m always dying to hear what he’s gonna say next and the sly little digs that the King gets in on his Miz love are pretty funny too. You’re right about them needing some interaction – it’d be great if next week Bryan had a match and Miz did guest commentary. MC would probably just explode in sheer joy and make King give up his seat so that Miz could be next to him, lol. Bryan needs some serious makeover time. Lose the shaggy beard, get a decent cut and some new kecks and he might look half-decent – I think though that Creative want to push him as the indie performer moved up and he won’t be getting said makeover for a while. I thought he did pretty well on the mic too actually. I just really enjoyed that whole segment.
Handcuffs and rubber ducks, the BOBC symbols! I’ll have to make an icon with them on or something. Lol, and they can turn up in the RPs and fics like a fingerprint! The thought of John wandering around with a rubber duck amuses me no end, makes me wish I could draw and then it’d show up in some kind of bizarre picture of the BOBC... note to self: learn to draw.
I’m quite looking forward to Smackdown this week, since they’ll be pushing NOTC adn it should be pretty good (if they keep Laycool to a minimum – or better, give them the night off!). Gotta wonder what they’ll be doing for the IC title, I’m hoping for some kind of multiple contender just to get Cody on the PPV. It’ll probably end up Ziggler versus Kofi though, which is kind of a bummer since they’ve been doing every episode of Smackdown lately. Dunno what they’ll do about the tag titles... guess they’ll announce that next Monday, since they’re on Raw right now. Hope they don’t leave it to the PPV itself to announce what the match is, with no build up there’s not much reason to care about the titles. Although right now, there’s not much reason to care about them either, given that there’s no competition anymore.
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