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Post by Trash on Aug 17, 2010 1:30:02 GMT -5
I’ve not seen that particular FF profile – to be honest I don’t really watch the wrestling on FF because I find it frustrating to go through piles and piles of wish fulfillment garbage in the hopes of finding one or two good stories – I sometimes do, although I gotta admit that oftentimes I use it as an exercise to find if anyone’s come up with a weird couple, heh heh. Love my slashy crack. But there’s so much utter toss on there too – “Syphyrr is Randy’s little sister and now she’s the Divas champion and soooo much better than all those other skanks and Ted and Cody are both in lurve with her and ZOMYGOD who will she end up with?!?!?!?!” We all did it when we were twelve but not everyone put it on line and I can only deal with so much of that, so I tend to hit up LJ for fanfics. I don’t have an LJ account though. I should probably get one, but I spend way too much time on the internet as it is XD
I’ve been hearing a lot that they were gonna bring Bryan back, even shortly after he was released, once the furore with the tie had blown over. I did hear that it would be more like Survivor Series though and that he’s been doing some indie shows, so I guess WWE caught us all out there, lol. I actually love it when that happens. The stuff you don’t see coming and yet still makes perfect sense restores faith in Creative and this was a good example.
There is a resemblance between Cody and Evan, although I’m not sure if that’s not just the hair (I’m horrible at spotting anything like that and then when I do see it, I tend to think it’s just me). Personally, I think that Ted and Evan should feud – I just want to see something done with them and right now, I can’t think of better opponents for either one. Plus I think Maryse distracting Evan would be hilarious. They’re both not doing much of anything at the moment (although I still gotta see how Raw plays out, maybe they’ve come up with something!).Because SS was built up around a very small amount of matches, anyone who wasn’t involved just seems to be treading water. Drew McIntyre might not be the best example to use but I’m gonna do it anyway; last month he had a huge PPV feud blow-off, didn’t even wrestle at SS. Incidentally, I’m almost convinced I saw him wrestle on an indie a couple of years ago… I’ll have to dig out the pictures and find out.
I’m just watching Raw now actually, just finished watching the first match – they more or less advertised what was going to happen in the matches though and I hate that. All my cries of ‘tap, bitch!’ go unheeded. And fast forwarded through the guests because who has time for that crap before work?
Heh, I can just see Ted catching Cody post-faint, kinda staring at his completely-busted dad and bfs dad and utterly refusing to believe what he’s seeing – instead thinking he’s seeing the future or something and “GAH, we look just like our PARENTS!!” Shit, one of these days I’m gonna write something based off that situation, because it amuses me way too much.
Incidentally, listen to Cole’s commentary during the second match. Man’s a hero, lol.
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Aug 17, 2010 1:44:36 GMT -5
Evan and Teddy feuding-- I can actually see that. Ted's character now is supposed to be so materialistic and Evan's such a down-to-earth, work-for-what-you-get character, that they'd mesh well together. In character terms it'd be sort of like when he and CJ feuded: ego vs. anti-ego. Lol, he'd probably look at Maryse and just be like, "Sweetheart, you have a better chance of distracting me by using Teddy, than those pre-inflated breasts of yours!" In my slashy mind anyway, that is how it would go-- though Evan would be ever so much the gentleman and be very polite with his nasty comments xD. And yes, I must admit FF does annoy me with OC stuff-- I can't do OCs, I just can't. Giving an established character your spin on their personality is so much better than creating some untouchable, perfect character who everyone is in love with and who everyone fights over and urgh >.< DNW. Srsly.
I shall be watching RAW soon, and will keep an eye out for MC; if that man does not get into the HoF one day Imma personally find Vince and give him a piece of my mind-- Jerry has to be there too because, really he and the King are like broadcasting BFF's... though they are nowhere near as annoying with it as fucking LayCool are. Argh! Sorry, just cannot stand them or their storyline whatsoever. S'lame. Like Dolph and Vickie. I'm glad Kofi kicked his head in lol.
The guests thing has been going stale for a long time now-- it was sort of entertaining at first when they actually did something, but now they just had pre-recorded segments or don't make anything more than a five minute appearance. And, to add insult to injury, they get paid for their five-minutes on TV, and they get to meet Superstars and Divas! Bitches *scowls jealously* me and you should totally be on there-- the WWE wouldn't know what's hit it xD It would have Ted Sr and Dusty on there, and a Legacy reunion with a lot of baby oil and John and Evan thrown in... And that would just be the opening half hour xD And, lol, go on Codiasi, there's like 41 pics of Cody from Smackdown talking to Drew, and there's one where it looks like he's about to touch Cody and I was just thinking, "Teddy is going to be watching this in his hotel room, and he is going to break each finger that Drew lays on Cody... Do not touch Drew, you will not like Teddy when he's angry!"
Ooh, incidentally, Tiffany might be getting fired! Apparently she beat up Drew in a hotel room and Vince hates that sort of domestic-bad publicity stuff doesn't he? So, yeah, apparently she may be, but we don't know if it's official or anything yet. I know I shouldn't laugh, but it was just the mental image: the so-called Sinister Scotsman getting his ass handed to him by a little blonde who doesn't really so much as wrestle as she does perform some gymnastics-- though, to give her her dues, she had improved in the ring recently. Shame.
lol XD write it and then send it to me to read. We should joint write a fic sometime-- it would be completely epic. Cody would slowly come around and be like, "Teddy, I just had a horrible dream. I dreamt we walked in and our dads were kissing and--" and then he'd see them again and pass out once more xD
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Post by Trash on Aug 18, 2010 11:32:06 GMT -5
Drew needs to keep a serious distance from Cody, or Ted will be very pissy, lol. Apparently Ted and Evan’s match was good, so their ring styles could mesh together too… or I just want to see some of the founder members of the Baby Oil Club getting close, heh heh. I’m rather surprised that Tiffany gave Drew a kicking, didn’t realise they were married but I can actually see her doing something like that, kicking off when she gets pissed off. They must have been pretty loud or she was very strident, since someone’s overheard them. I heard she got a suspension and Vince isn’t known to go easy on people because their spouses are with the company – and he can’t afford to ignore domestic issues given the bad publicity surrounding Benoit and what happened with Nancy reporting him and kicking him out for the same kind of thing. We need to guest host Raw! That would be awesome. Weirdly, I was reading one of my nephews WWE magazines a couple months ago and it had something about picking between two horrible jobs – only one of the choices was oiling Cody up and the second was helping him take it off. I suppose the horrible aspect comes in afterward, when Ted hands Cody’s helper their ass, lol. I’ve been hoping for a Legacy reunion for ages, I was watching the 2009 Rumble (again, it was a very good one) and those boys work really well together… and they definitely need backstage footage of the three of them with the oil, hah! Oh hell, I just read Jack Swagger’s twitter and it says he’s run out of oil and is going to use a stick of butter – he really cracks me up. But it’s apropos considering the topic on here! I thought Raw this week was pretty good. Randy having one of his moments was so welcome, I loved that whole thing. And it was quite a neat way to have Bret not wrestling too. The only trouble was that as soon as Wade said anyone who didn’t win couldn’t be in his club, you just knew they’d all win, except against Cena. Too many countouts though. And a clean win over Jericho, shit the man needs a little help from the booking squad because he’s been having this issue all year. I didn’t mind him putting Evan over so much, the matches were great to watch, but he’s starting to lose credibility as a wrestler by losing all the time. I was just gawping at the screen for Randy’s match though and you knew that Miz would come out and attack Bryan – it was a good spot though. And I love how Michael Cole was still cheerleading for Mizzy and slagging off Bryan something fierce. One of the problems though was that he said the exact same things about him on NXT, he needs new insults! Ha, and when Lawler asked if he was okay and he’s like, “I just got stared down by Randy Orton!” I cracked up. He did a great job of looking like he was genuinely shitting bricks. I remember years ago, there was a fansite for him and I was a bit, “hmmm” because I thought he was okay but not the best – I’ve got a whole new appreciation for him recently, been doing some good work. I knew Cena would win though and that whole thing was sorta ruined by the predictability of how things went down. Although I sort of expected John to do a save and they’d be new BFFs, lol. Laycool – not cool, even slightly. I hate how frigging dizzy they both act and how they talk. That was amusing in Clueless but that film’s gotta be fifteen years old and so’s their act! The belt breaking was just foolish, talk about stuffing the symbolism down your throat. Dolph and Vickie has been done before as well and better, when she did it with Edge it was actually pretty good and the hate she generated for him and herself was intense. But she’s not the GM now and since she’s not really running the show, no one much cares if she’s pulling a few strings for him. He’s just so blah. He needs to do something different but with Smackdown being so obviously less revered than Raw, it’s probably lucky for him that he gets to do anything at all. And a reason I want Cody back on Raw! I'll write some of that story when I get a chance - two more days of work before I'm on holiday, woohoo! Of course, whether I actually get any kind of break is debatable, or whether I end up being used for cheap labour, ha ha. I can see myself ending up writing it in a notebook on the beach while abbysitting... yes, I really am that much of a geek
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Aug 18, 2010 12:00:15 GMT -5
Geeks = <3 ;P And you're my geek, so it's all good haha. I would be so lost without you to vent WWE chat on xD And Michael makes me howl when the Miz is involved. It's just so, "Michael, you have essentially outed you and Miz... You do realize that, right?" Alex Riley is a complete dickweed though >.< No. Fair do's taking cues from your mentor and all, but trying to actually be them is just stupid. My friend called him "Mini-Miz," and it just made me start laughing-- I'm grinning to myself now as I type it xD. Daniel Bryan (or whatever he's going by now) actually impresses me now. I never liked him on NXT (partly because he went for Michael) but mainly because he just had no charisma or personality. I think he has some pretty good moves in his arsenal, and I love that he uses Shawn Michael's little jump-up thing. Shawn is really backing him apparently, and not just because he personally trained him. And, yup, they apparently eloped to Vegas. When I heard I was like o.o ew. No offence, but Drew? No. No. Tiffany, for shame. It's a shame if she does get kicked out permanently, because she was one of the only face Divas left, and I was actually beginning to like her. And when she was with Kelly Kelly at least she partially even out the cheating bullshit wins that LayCool always try to get away with. And, lol, we totally need to take those jobs-- Teddy would know we wouldn't take liberties on Cody... So long as we got to tape them in the locker-room or hotel later . And, hm, stick of butter... I just had this mental image of Jack turning all crispy out on the beach somewhere, but with that mega-thousand watt grin of his still intact xD sorry... my weird sense of humour kicks in at the oddest moments xD Coddles needs back of RAW most deff-- if he was there then he'd be at Ted's side and not Maryse lol. I remember the way Cody used to come out backwards, and I was watching an opening to a match once where it was him and Teddy, and you can blatantly see Teddy checking out Cody's ass *holds up hand* I swear down. Looking. Right. At. It. I died. That was just... Gah. Centon is not the only ship that accidentally ships itself on purpose haha. I missed Smackdown this past Friday, but my mum's Bf told me that I didn't miss much. When he says that I'm just like, "If Cody Rhodes was on, then I missed something!" I'll say one thing about Codes-- he needs to get rid of that damned nose piercing. I don't like it lol. It just looks daft. Not as ridiculous as when beefy Batista got one done, but it still looks terrible. And lol, Michael when Randy was going mad xD. Did you get chance to see Matt Striker's celebration when team WWE won yet? When they said "I've never seen Randy Orton like this before!" though, me and my mum's Bf were like, "Wait... He's taken a sledgehammer to Steph McM, kicked Vinny McM in the head and more, but we've never seen him lose control like this before?" yeah, not quite. Vickie and Dolph sucketh ass... I wanted Cody to get the IC title, he deserves it as the most established one of the wrestlers who was even in that title run. I didn't mind Kofi, but still. I get my AS results tomorrow so I'm all outta sorts right now, so sorry if I've repeated myself or anything lol xD Am nervous as all get out, but as soon as I get them then I'll be fine... And probably consoling myself with rp's and fiction xDD. We deffo need to write a fic sometimes together and post it somewhere, cause it will be totally epic. I've done the writing-on-the-beach thing before, and it was really annoying to have everyone looking over my shoulder as I wrote lol. I've been watching a load of youtube vids recently, and one was a Diva Dance-Off. I never liked JBL, but the thing he and Michael Cole say on commentary make me howl-- and young Miz always makes me chuckle xD. That "Hoo-rah!" thing is so random-- and Michael was loving Miz even back then! Trufax.
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Post by Trash on Aug 19, 2010 2:12:16 GMT -5
Good luck with the results! But I bet they’ll be just fine. I’m hoping to spend at least some of my holidays writing, I have a story online that I should have finished a month ago and just haven’t gotten around to. But I think some definite Codiasi might work its way in there too. Heh, I’ve gotta put some time into checking out Youtube, I need to see Striker’s celebration and probably chase up some Miz things with Cole on commentary – see if he’s always been a Mike-man, lol. And chase up Randy vs DX again, because that was funny as hell. It was when he was getting all embarrassed over the infamous ‘towel pic’ and then Triple H snuck in one of Shawn too – cracked me up.
Cody was quite funny on Smackdown, talking about ears – I had a friend over and I was laughing my ass off because it just sounded dodgy. You’re right about the stud though, if it was a proper one then maybe but that tiny little one, no. I spent ages watching him one night trying to work out if it was a stud or a spot. Heh, I keep wondering what Ted would say about it when he first got it, I don’t see him being a fan to be honest. Probably refused to share baby oil for a week. But those two were always all over each other when they were tagging, which is much appreciated on this end! I can just hear Vince’s reaction to realising Ted was checking out Cody though – “Okay, I want a shot of them both coming out, hold that… shit, Ted’s eying Cody again, cut to the ring! Cut to the ring!”
Randy did all kinds of evil stuff though and rewatching Raw, I thought Michael oversold it a bit with his ‘never seen before’ bit. Although the rest of it was great, when he was having kittens about Randy and Randy stamping around in a fury. I hear voices too and a lot of the time they say, “fwoar loookit that Randy Orton” XD.
I vaguely remember the Diva dance off… when I think of that kinda thing though I always remember sneaking out of bed to watch the Rumble one year (might have been 2000) and seeing the bikini contest and being completely traumatized by May Young taking her top off and wearing these fake boobs that hung down to her waist. Deeply disturbing stuff. A lot of the Diva stuff is completely random though, so it’s hardly surprising. Had to be done though, the Rumble has always been my favourite event of the year… although I was half-dead the next day. It occurred to me that if the Rumble is paid for then I probably will end up buying it. And resenting it, lol.
I’m pretty glad to see Bryan back, because he was good, if bland. And that shortcoming can always be overlooked with the announcers working his case and the right opponent – sometimes I think he got Miz because the man’s got a mouth on him, lol. Gotta wonder if he’ll start cosying up with Otunga and anyone else who gets ousted from Nexus and make an opposite stable, heh. I like having someone to talk wrestling over with too! Feeds my fangirlish obsessions and being able to get opinions from someone who actually gets the attraction is a change – a good change!
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Aug 19, 2010 2:50:09 GMT -5
xD That vein on Vince's neck will be all sticking out and throbbing when he realizes, "Damn it-- I thought I had enough problems with Orton and Cena eye-fucking in the ring without these two as well!" Oh Vince, you know you love it. And I remember the towel pic bit with DX, saw it on a vid (I think I sent you it)-- Randy's little "Oh... Ah... Right..." face is just mint. And yeah, it's a Diva's dance-off vid, where Miz has his blondey mohawk thing and has a bloke (or two) from Backstreet Boys on with him. It's funny hearing Michael actually seemingly excited by Divas, but then when JBL is slagging Mizzy off Michael's there fangirling for him to make it all better haha xD just like he does in their hotel room after the shows ;]
I know-- when someone says to me, "I don't get the attraction of wrestling," I'm just like o.o "Walk away. Walk away now. Hang your head in shame." My friend Hope is really into wrestling too, and we end up getting into trouble if we have a class together at college and we've watched RAW or something xDD Ironically, it was her overhearing me talking about wrestling to one of the guys in our class that made her come upto me, we chatted about wrestling and now we're really close mates haha. I dunno if you've seen the pics on Codiasi on LJ, but they've got Ted holding up a whiteboard sign when he's sat next to Maryse and it says, "Definitely not Cody," and then the next picture has the sign, "Cody is more sexy." Trufax. It might be a manip, but right there is some trufax. I don't care what anyone else says lol.
I liked the royal rumble (can't remember which year) where Cena had been off for ages and then came back as No. 30 and Randy's face is like, "Wait, BB, where did you come from?!" xDD love that face. So cute. And you get to see how really bright Randy's eyes are too. And, of course, the top Rumble is the one with our Legacy boys having their threesome. They worked so well together, but I think creative really undersold their stable-- yes, to be fair there isn't much you can do with a stable at first glance, but doing the same things each time you have one is just stupid. Reverse stable sounds mint-- I don't think I've ever seen a face-stable before... Interesting concept.
lol I just had a thought of Goldust walking in on Ted and Cody somewhere and going, "Oh God, deja vu! It's like dad and uncle Ted all over again!" And Cody and Ted will be like o.o "Woah, wait-- what?" That would be an expic storyline and I would completely die if they did it *hint hint to those who seem to be nicking storylines from our rps*. And, I also found myself having a dream last night of John delivering baby-oil to the Legacy changing room, and Randy telling him to make himself useful and help with the application-- but I woke up as the slippery fun started *pout* good dream. Interesting plot bunny lol.
And thank you v much-- I got 2 A's and 2 B's for my AS results ^_^ I am pretty pleased with that lol. Not a bad platform to work off of for my second year at college.
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Post by Trash on Aug 19, 2010 17:21:18 GMT -5
Two As and two Bs? That’s really really good, congratulations! There’s that hard work paying off XD. I demand that you celebrate and feel pleased with yourself!
Your wrestling dreams are way better than mine! I think the most interesting one I ever had was that I owned a pub with Triple H and we got hijacked by Chucky, the killer doll from Childs Play and hid in the cellar… which was just odd and wrong. And oiling up Randy Orton is a way more appealing thought! Heh, I’ve actually been having a really good wrestling discussion with one of my nephews, it’s his birthday and we’ve been hanging out. He wants to ditch the Divas (we’re of a similar age and he is post-pubescent, in fact in the WWE target audience and wants to see the girls gone – proof that it’s not working?) and accused Randy of wanting to be the Undertaker because of the tats (uh, whuh?). I told him that if Randy wanted to be ‘Taker, he’d grow his hair, dye it ginger and have a plait, which amused him no end for some reason. And then went on to talk about which wrestlers would be most likely to survive Resident Evil, while every one else desperately tried to change the subject, lol.
I had a look for the pics on Codiasi but I didn’t see them. Heh, Golddust letting slip about catching Senior and Dusty would amuse me no end, especially if Ted and Cody exchanged glances and said, “Naah…” Then caught them for themselves later XD. More Ted and Cody together is needed – even if they just had a little thing on a PPV where they gave each other dirty looks or something. Ha, years ago they had a PPV not long after the drafts where Undi was on Raw and Kane was on Smackdown and they met up at the PPV – they were both faces at the time and Undi had been feuding with a couple of guys and taken a couple of good kickings. Kane sat next to him right at the start, looked at him (he still had the mask on) and said, “So, how was your week?” And Taker gave him a look that said, “You have got to be shitting me!” Little moments like that are pure gold and they need one with Cody and Ted!
You did send me the link with Randy’s pics being shown off, I actually saw it at the time but had all but forgotten about it (how could I?). Although I gotta admit, Randy is one of the few who got better with age XD, not that he’s old now or anything. DX did have a face stable of sorts, once they’d ousted Shawn Michaels and got the New Age Outlaws and X-Pac instead – they were popular as hell, but it was also the anti-hero era and they certainly were that. By the time they got Steph on board it was a whole ‘nother story (they were still great to watch, because they were running roughshod over everyone and I for one was dying to see them get their come-uppance – but they were not the good guys). It didn’t last all that long though. When they had the skit with Randy, that was quite good because Trippers and Shawn both played themselves as deliberately no longer cool and living off their legacy, no pun intended. I read the DX book a while ago, which while not wholly a picture of what was going on had a little new light to shed on things. And I do like that Shawn, a guy who once wore a thong in the ring and wrote part of a ‘merry DXmas’ message on his bum cheeks, got all outraged by it. Lol, I had an image earlier of Randy and Cody sitting together and Cody grabbing his phone and announcing “Ooh, Ted sent me some pictures!” And Randy looking horrified and shouting, “I was young! I needed the work!”
Rumble 2009 was the Legacy one – I have the DVD on in my bedroom, as bizarre as it sounds. I put on the Jeff Hardy match, determined to see the end and as soon as I’m determined to watch something I always fall asleep, lol. It really works in knocking me out! Which is wrong because it’s a good match and a good story line and a good ending, but it just affects me that way once I’m laid down and can’t sleep. I’m almost sure that Cena’s Rumble was 2008. Rumble 09 was my favourite for a long time though. The end, where Randy won and then had his boys in the ring with him, that was so awesome. Like I said, the Rumble is my favourite event of the year, more so than Mania or Summerslam or anything else. I just love the concept. I get stupidly bummed out when the Rumble is bad.
Creative could have done more with Legacy, but I think our boys did a damn good job of what they were given. The trouble was that the break-up sucked. Randy was the top liner in the trio, that’s true, but that happened before the stable courtesy of he-who-must-be-nameless. It could have been a chance to make Ted, Cody or both seem more threatening, but I suppose protecting the future champ is important though – although that’s something they could remember when they’re jobbing out Jack Swagger to DQs. Now Ted is just another mid-carder and not even as important as R-Truth (that rap gimmick makes me wanna gag) or JoMo (who I kinda like). He needs a story line badly. Maryse could help him with that, but she has yet to! And Cody can make a rep on Smackdown, but he needs to be on Raw. Unless they started treated the programmes as equal, which ain’t gonna happen.
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Aug 20, 2010 1:17:33 GMT -5
Thankies :3 I thought the pressure'd ease off a little, but as soon as September starts everyone's going to be all "Ahhhh! Work for university!" *cracks whip at poot students* xD
And, lol, Chucky FTW. I have a little soft bodied Chucky doll, believe it or not. It's proper freaky lol. I had a mint t-shirt too, Chucky's face in the splintered door where he's hacked it open in The Seed Of Chucky-- but the transfer's all faded off now >.<. And, lol, if males are wanting the Divas gone (and well, it's pretty obvious the Divas are there for the males -and females, if you're into that sorta thing I guess xP) then, yes, I'd say that's a good sign that they ain't working out xD. And xDD Randy with a ginger plait made me laugh too-- which I hastily had to temper down considering that all of my fam is currently still sleeping and they would not be happy to be woken up by me. When Undi got decked by Kane at the PPV it was kinda like, "Ok, I know he's old now, but the way they've been carrying on the Undertaker's like the ultimate hard-man, and now he's all staggery and coughing... Nuh." Apparently though all that was to play off of the vegetative state thing and I was like, "No, it's because he's due for retirement."
It'll suck to see him go, since he was always pretty intense and mint, but when they get to his age it's like the legends that keep coming back and attempting to wrestle; they just can't do it, no offence to them, and they look stupid 9/10 for attempting it. It's like Brett Hart at the moment. It's almost embarrassing sometimes to see and a little cringeworthy... Or maybe I'm the only one who sees it that way lol. And lol, on the subject of the pictures, I could just imagine Randy being on Ted's phone for some reason in the Legacy locker-room right when they became a stable together, and having a message pop up. And, y'know, being nosy about his boys as he is, Randy would open it. And lo and behold there's a naughty picture of Cody all covered in babyoil and wearing nothing but the Million Dollar Belt. Ted would come back into the locker-room and Randy would hold the phone up to him and be all innocent as he asked, "Something you want to tell me, Teddy?" and Ted would go all red and stuttery xD
Yeah, Smackdown's like the trainee show-- and no offence to Teddy, but Cody had technically been in the industry longer than him and everything, and yet he was the one who ended up being transferred. Not that I want either of them on Smackdown because they belong TOGETHER and ON RAW *hints again to those who steal from our rp's and puts it on RAW* and they should have a tag-team feud with John and Randy because, let's face it, Ted would protect his BB if Cody got hurt, and Randy would just be staring at John's ass during the match like he normally does. And, even though they are on the same team he would still do the piggy-back thing he does to John that never fails to amuse me whenever I see a picture of it xD and Cody would shamelessly flaunt his flexibility for Ted as he wrestled, whilst John would eye-fuck with Randy for each tag.
I got Batista's autobiography a while back from my dad, and it was quite interesting (I normally don't like that type of book-- and I'll read pretty much anything) and I got the DX book and Rey Mysterio's. I finished the DX book in two hours on Xmas day lol, but that was only because I had to keep stopping and starting when someone called me to do something. I have yet to finish Rey's but I've read an adorable bit from when he was a kid and wanted a perm despite his mother telling him he wouldn't like it, and when he got one the other kids laughed at him so he stayed home skipping school. He gets away with it for a bit until his mum comes home and finds him-- I can't remember if his mum cut his hair and made him go to school or just made him go to school when he was all hysterical but either way it was like o.o she's a scary mamma! He makes me laugh when he talks about how he got called Oscar as well because he's just like, "There's no one in the family called Oscar or anything. My dad was just suddenly like, 'I like the name Oscar, lets call him that'! and that was that." xD
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Post by Trash on Aug 21, 2010 2:41:01 GMT -5
Heh, the autobiographies are weird, aren’t they? I tend to only read the ones I can get from the library, which means I’ve not read Batista’s or Mysterio’s or the one I really wanna read, Shawn Michaels. I read Chris Jericho’s though, which was really funny in places – he was describing how he met Doc from the Back to the Future films and made a total tit of himself and the man refused to talk to him all night. And I was thinking ‘that’s exactly what I would do’ so I felt kinda bad for him. Bret’s was quite illuminating in places, that’s the most recent one I read. Oh, and I own the first two of Mick Foley’s, the first of which is good, the second is hilarious in places (but too many lists). I did read the third, but I don’t think I finished it because it wasn’t very good. And I read Flair’s, which wasn’t interesting at all, the only part I really remember was that he slagged off Foley and to be honest, I don’t think Flair came off that badly in Foley’s book – Mick said Flair had a go at him, but then made an excuse as to why. And I read Austin’s, the Rock’s, Hogan’s, Angle’s, Guerrero’s... probably a few more too. But most of them weren’t all that great.
Gah, Smackdown! Cody at ringside (“He’s wearing one of Teddy’s suits!” I announced as soon as I’d dispensed with the fangirl necessities, although he was clearly wearing one of his own). Ooh, and when Grisham said he was having a ‘friendship or relationship’ with Drew McIntyre, I was going, “Ted’s not gonna like that...” Ha, and Cody saying to him, “Did you just call me attractive?” in that really amused voice and not letting it drop. I admit to quite a few yells of “Take it off baby!” when Cody started loosening his tie and all that. But I just hope they’re not gonna make the pair of them a tag team! I thought Cody was awesome with Ted admittedly, but if they’re gonna separate Legacy then all of them have to move on properly, not throw Cody in there with another tag partner. Because we don’t want Cody saddled as only a ‘tag wrestler’, with no steady partner. Bounding from tag team to tag team screams ‘mid-card for life’ and we certainly don’t want that for Cody, he’s better than that! I suppose I can deal with the friendship angle, but god no, not a tag team. It’s not even like there’s a tag team scene for them to make sense being thrown together, not on Smackdown anyway. Heh, and Cody’s been wrestling longer than Ted, but I’m led to understand that Ted took the time off to take a degree course before training for wrestling – which is probably sensible. I love to hear about some of the things that wrestlers did before they were famous to earn a living, I think my favourite ever was finding out Yohishiro Tajiri was also a dentist. And Booker T, armed robber of course. And Randy, bad-ass marine... testosterific!
And I’m way off the topic of Smackdown there. I’m glad Christian picked up the win, because I think he’s undervalued. The Matt/Drew feud had been dragging of late. And although I knew the new guy (whose name refuses to stay in my brain – Alberto?) would win, given that he’s been given a huge push before even turning up, I wish it had been at the expense of someone else. Rey went from underdog champ to getting totally jobbed out, losing a feud with Kane and then tapping out to the newbie – I love that submission move, I thought the match was good, but it could have been with someone more expendable. I was pleased about Serena getting the win, since she’s very much the anti-Diva (still very pretty) but I hated the lead-in. Again, Punk saying they were out if they didn’t win was not only drawing attention to the ‘A-show’ but also giving away the result again. We all knew that the SES would win after that! And Jack vs MVP, el ay em ee. Jack pwns him and although it makes sense to keep him away from Kane right now, he should have a better opponent than that – although the question of who raises its head. This is Smackdown, there is no one. Actually, I think it’d be fun to see him feud with Christian but Christian is busy being Matt’s bestest buddy and all that and taking on Cody and Drew.
And a history rewrite in Kane’s reasoning, it wasn’t the Taker who unmasked Kane, not for good at least. He did unmask him at one point, but Kane covered his face in a hurry and legged it and it wasn’t until much later that Kane lost the mask for good – I don’t remember who he was against actually, but RVD was in his corner and the camera did some completely lame effects and RVD looked like he was about to crap his pants. Only for them to say the next week that the scars were all psychological, total cop-out. I have to admit that I preferred Kane as masked and was disappointed when he lost the mask. He did better than I thought he would without it like, I thought that was the end of Kane and I was totally wrong. Glad to be though. I grew up a total Undertaker fangirl and Kane was one of the better parts of his storyline. Better than the last wife... ick. I know they were trying to change Taker from evil undead to American badass and all that, but she really hindered it all. There was the one match she was there for and when she came out I was like, “What’s with her hair? It’s a mess!” And then her hair ‘got pulled out’ and I was like, “Oh, fake hair.” Admittedly at that time WWE was unbelievably frustrating and crappy though. As annoying as the PG thing is, it’s still not THAT bad. I’ve been watching wrestling pretty much my whole life and I really think that around the time the WCW/ ECW takeover went on was the worst time to be a wrestling fan. That should have been mint and they screwed it up unbelievably.
Randy going through Ted’s phone makes me laugh no end. I can just see Ted arriving back into the locker room and Randy saying something like, “Oh, Cody says he’ll meet you back at the hotel, also that he’s naked and thinks you have a hot ass.” And Ted staring at him a moment and shouting “DAMMIT RANDY, quit reading my texts!” Lol. Or Ted getting all high-tech and putting passwords on his phone and Randy struggling to try to crack them. “Hmm, to crack the password I’ve got to think like Ted.... wow that Cody’s really cute... the passwords Garrett! Yay!” You’re absolutely right about the comebacks of some of the older wrestlers though. I know Bret’s not really used as a wrestler but when he does something and messes up I feel bad for him. Then there’s guys like Flair, who have been embarrassing for a while now – whenever he pulls off some of the crap matches he does, I end up wondering where exactly the legacy came from because he just can’t live up to it anymore. Nor do I wanna see his saggy old-man bum and the Flair flop is just dumb. Bret at least has a semblance of dignity.
I’m so jealous of your Chucky doll! I love those films. My sister had a poster of Chucky in her room when I was a little kid and it scared the living shit outta me, and just to make it worse I was the one who got it for her! That shirt sounds like one that I have a bit, only mine’s got Jack Nicholson behind the splintered door and ‘Team Shining’ written on it. Haven’t seen it in a while actually *guilty look at enormous ironing pile*
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Aug 21, 2010 7:13:46 GMT -5
My replies are all late because I was attempting to do things and watch Smackdown at the same time xD not easy, I must say. And gah, the most Coddles that has been on Smackdown since he had joined the brand *dies* I was fangirling when my sister came in and she tried to talk to me and I was like, "Shush! Coddles is on TV! Must watch! Must listen to sexy voice!" And, lol, Todd and the attractive comment-- and Matt Striker telling him he has a sexy voice xD all trufax, but Theodore is no' goin' to be happy about the fact that so many people are complimenting his boy so openly. ;P he had some words with Cody about that tie when they got back to the hotel room too, "Seriously, Codes, we need to go tie shopping right now." And Cody will look at his tie and be like, "What's wrong with my tie?" And Ted will give his, 'Are you joking?' face and then pull him out to his private care and to a ridiculously exspensive shop, 'cause, y'know, Teddy wants nothing but the best for himself and his BB Cody. And, no >.< no no no to Codes and Drew. Drew is not sexy enough to be Cody's tag-partner, but as you say there isn't even much of a tag wrestling circuit to go on anymore anyway *rolls eyes*
Teddy would not be down with someone trying to be Cody's tag-team partner in a more permanant sense ;P that space belongs to Teddy and always will do. When he came out in his suit I was like o.o *tongue hanging out* something about sexy men in suits, gah, just gets to me. It's like when the camera did a close-upish shot of Teddy's backside when he had a suit on it and was another drooling moment lol. Randy and John also look v. v. sexy in suits, but I have yet to see Evvy in one *wishes really hard to see that*. When Todd was all, "You have a real DJ voice," I was thinking, "Hell yeah, if he was I would never have the radio turned off!" When he began stripping off it was a serious moment of, "Slow down... Slow down, Coddles! Pretend like it's when you're giving Teddy a private show back in your hotel room!" Shame he didn't go further though-- he would have looked even finer if he was just there in the suit pants. He looked sexiest out of all of the men on the suit-clad announcer's table. I was glad Christian won too, because he is another undervalued one *nods*. I think they're having too many of the wrestlers have "injuries" to work off of, and that gets boring. And the way that Cody stomped on Matt's foot just had me thinking of Randy, and I had Michael's voice in my head going, "And Rhodes' is using some vintage Orton!" That bit with LayCool was really random, but Hornswaggle made me laugh where he was "hiding" in the plantpot. Layla's voice is really weird, isn't it? It's all nasal and proper British, though not actual British-- like William Regal and all that. I think I understand now why she had been paired with Regal as his valet so long back-- in my defence though it was a late realisation because I didn't realize Layla was supposed to be English lol.
And, urgh, that fucking Alberto Del Rio I do not like; I didn't understand the big lead up to him, considering he is essentially a nobody, and when he came out in a car with a towel around his neck I was thinking, "Oh, look, it's a JBL wannabe-- but JBL must have been richer because he had a driver." And his little announcer dude was just random as well. It was like *arches brow* "S'point in you being there?" it made me laugh that the announce team and the Smackdown Announcer didn't seem too impressed with him either haha. And, yup, having Rey lose to him like that- and by a tap-out of all things- did not impress me even a little bit. Sure, he might be able to wrestle, but there when it's such a high up player on the roster, and you're a newbie out of nowhere, you should have to work for a win-- Rey was barely in that hold for two seconds when he tapped, and the man's all about lasting as long as he possibly can and doing everything hr could until he couldn't anymore. And, damn, o.o when did Jack and MVP happen? I was downstairs for all of two minutes in total whilst it was on, but I don't remember seeing that. I'm glad that Vicky finally got caught on her cheating today, but I was pissed with the DQ considering that meant Kofi didn't win. I wanted him to hit Vicky so bad-- I was yelling at my TV for him to push her or something.
And Kane and the Undertaker thing is a bit meh-- I mean, Undertaker is meant to be like the hardest bloke on the roster, and I know they're wanting to be playing the "vegetative state recovery thing" but to see him like that just highlights -to me anyway- how old he is. I think Kane's really good on a mic, but whenever he laughs it just makes me think of Teddy Senior lol. The bit with Serena was pretty good in seeing her fight, but you can tell that she's not polished in in-ring competition-- and her finishing move was pretty shit if I'm honoest. She could do with some mint little move to make her own sort of thing. But, yeah, as soon as Punk came out with the Nexus thing, you knew they would win, yup. It made a change to see some other Divas wrestle for once. I'd like to see Serena become established as a solo Diva-- I think it would be good for her, and they need some more Divas. Besides, she already had an established footing considering that she has been in the SES and everything. That match was a little too quick though, but I think it just leads up to the bigger dissention before they end up splitting up. The way Mercury and Gallows were talking before the match certainly seemed like it, and even Serena didn't look very impressed when Punk started having his little bitch-fits again. *rolls eyes* His little temperament bouts are complete balls as well really. He looks really weird where his hair's growing in, but I found the whole "Mini-Show" thing when Big Show took the mask off did make me laugh indeed. The beard looks blurgh though-- and his tattooes the other week-- I was sat there tilting my head and looking at the TV going, "Is that half finished or supposed to look like that?" haha.
I could see Randy looking through all the kinky photos and messages that the pair have sent between them and then telling John. He would probably tease Teddy and be like, "I didn't know you had it in you, Ted-- though it would explain all the screaming coming from your room." Lol, I can just imagine Goldust walking in to hear something like that and being all, "DiBiase-- what does he mean by that?" and Ted would be all, "Well, Dusty, um, ya see--" and he'll be like, "Dude, that's my little brother and I just don't want to know." XD I wonder if Goldust gave Ted the "Big Brother Talk" when he first found out about the two of them going out. I can see Goldust all dressed up and everything, and Ted in his little spankies with his belt, having a big stare-down after the talk and then Ted's phone going off and he answers it. "Hey? Oh, hey baby-- Codes," he corrects himself when Dustin gives him a look, "Um, look I can't really talk right now--" And then Cody starts telling him all the dirty things he wants to do with him when they get to be together again, and Goldust is stood there giving him the Big Brother Glare of Doom whilst his clueless boyfriend arouses him dangerously xD
Chucky is mint-- I always used to tell my sister the doll'd come get her lol, and she used to go mad haha. I have some Living Dead Dolls too and she thinks they're as freaky as Chucky. I have All the Chucky movies on DVD, but Seed of Chucky is my favourite xD
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Post by Trash on Aug 23, 2010 3:31:14 GMT -5
You missed Jack and MVP? You didn’t miss much to be honest. Jack was going on to one of the interchangeable blondes about how he had been champ and didn’t even have a match at SS, then MVP turned up and accused him of being whiny. He has a point, Jack not MVP. Jack deserves a lot more than what he’s being handed at the moment. The reason Smackdown feels like the B show is shit like this and WWE would do much better to give people a reason to watch. If I miss Smackdown I don’t feel like I’ve missed much, whereas before I got the sports I would be screaming that I had missed Raw. They need that ‘unmissable’ factor on Smackdown, which doesn’t exist. The established wrestlers (UT & Kane) are past their prime and living off a legacy, the new guys are really waiting for the call to Raw and then you have guys like Rey who are damned good, over, established – and wasting away on Smackdown! It’s not the separation that’s the problem, it’s the programme format. Smackdown is just not as cool as Raw. Thank god I’m not the only person who thought Cody’s tie was bad! I was simultaneously lusting over the suit and wincing over the tie. I thought I just had bad taste in clothes, lol. But he does look gorgeous in a suit. I’m not a sucker for a suit but I do think that certain guys look frigging amazing in them and Cody is one of those XD. Men who can pull off suits look stunning, then there’s the others that just can’t. Oh hell, Randy in a suit *dies* I’ve never seen that, so if you have a pic send me a link! Even better, if you have all three Legacy boys in a suit… okay, now I’m being greedy, lol. My next question is ‘if you have all three Legacy boys stark-bollock naked and playing with baby oil send me a link!’ Evvy in a suit would, no pun intended, suit me right down, lol! Ooh he’d be all geek-sexy and that works for me! *cough* And I’ll stop having a fangirl fit now XD. No wait, one more fangirl moment… check out this link and go to the last question. The Baby Oil Club gets fuel! community.livejournal.com/codiasi/389274.html#cutid1Back to Cody & Drew tagging. The only people they could realistically feud against are Matt and Christian, which is a huge step back for both them and for Cody. I love tag wrestling. I really enjoy the drama it brings about, but in this case, no way. They need to push Cody as being able to cut it as singles, Matt and Christian too for that matter. Otherwise they make them the weak link and in honesty, Matt and Christian have suffered a lot from that, no need to make Cody go there, as the unsuccessful Legacy boy… no no no. Sucks balls. Incidentally I was watching the Rumble 2009 (again) when I couldn’t sleep and it occurred to me how much I love the part with Golddust… when Randy indicates to Cody and makes him throw him out, that’s drama right there.And then they have their little moment and then Cody’s like, “Uh, Ted’s about to get chucked over the ropes y’know” and they go off after him – I’m off topic again, aren’t I? I won’t say that Christian is better than Edge, but Christian is good. And Jeff was more popular with the fans than Matt and got the big singles push. If they made Smackdown a haven for the smaller guys, then Christian for example might have a better chance at something. But right now, it’s a dumping ground. Which they must all be aware of and never even bother to try. JBL wannabe – oh lord, so right. Although who’d wanna be like JBL, given that his gimmick was shit, his ring work was shit and everything he ever did that was connected with wrestling was shit – I hate JBL, okay? And not in the ‘heel heat, I love to hate him’ way; in the ‘you, cretin, are a fucking arse and I hope you die’ way. Everything he came in contact with he tainted and I loathe him. Such a twat in so many ways. ‘Taker is old and he wasted years of his career dealing with all the big dudes the WWE chucked at him. But I don’t think he has anything to be ashamed of. He’s had some frigging intense and awesome matches and aside from that period in 2002-2004, was willing to make younger guys look good. I’ll always remember matches like the original Badd Blood for example, Shawn Michaels was literally leaving face prints in his own blood at that one (when Kane first showed). And then the King of the Ring ’98 – how could anyone forget that? I remember watching that and genuinely thinking that Foley had to have been killed. I’d be sorry to see him go – but at the same time, I think it’s about time. He can’t possibly need the money, lol, so hopefully they’ll give him a nice sendoff, although I don’t know where that’ll leave Kane – then again, he gets over well enough without Undi, so that was probably a dumb thought. I’m returning to fangirling for just a second – I found a fic on Codiasi about Codes on Smackdown and how Ted might feel about it – I guess we weren’t the only ones to notice, heh heh. Also, found awesome pics here: community.livejournal.com/thecrossrhodes/52979.html Apparently they’re from fan Axxess, I assume Summerslam. Or at least, really hope they’re from SS, because that’d mean our boys are still hanging out together XD
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Aug 23, 2010 6:40:36 GMT -5
O.o 46 bottles? Did he say 46 LARGE bottles? Oh, Codes, you're killing me here! And competing with how much oil you could each wear-- Oh yes, I bet you had it all poured into one of those inflatable kiddie pools and wrestled in it and-- Ok, I need to stop before my brain explodes from the imagery xD. I wrote a fic of Codiasi that I posted due to a conversation I'd had with two other members of the comm: it's called Keep Your Hands Off My Boy. And y'know, me and you seriously need to incorporate baby oil in there somewhere... thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/b-drop/cabinet/photo/photo-rort-beltsui.jpg << here's a Randy in a suit pic for you. thewwesmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/31146566.jpg << this is the closest I found to Evvy in a suit, but he had his glasses on, so... xD And, gah, I have a secret kink for attractive men it suits. I think the pic was one his facebook, or on Codiasi somewhere from a facebook, but Cody's in this grey suit and omg x.x I died. Most seriously. The slacks fit to him like his trunks did in that other picture that I sent you. Hott. And, seriously, if the naked Legacy-Baoy-Oil shot becomes available I will send you it in a hearbeat xD along with any copies of sex tapes that they, and John and Evan all make. Ooh, now there's a thought... Grr, that tie was appalling lol I was sat there thinking, "Cody, Ted is seriously going to make you go tie shopping with him-- you could have just borred one from the never-ending collection that he seems to possess!" and then there was Matt Striker with his creepy compliments-- it's one thing to be complimentary, but a whole 'nother thing when you're telling him his voice is sexy. And, whilst this is trufax, it's only sexy if Ted is the one saying such things about him-- especially when he's saying such things on TV and everything. I loved how bitchy he was, and the whole thing with the beauty tips thing just seems to highlight the care Cody takes over himself to be sexy for ted ;P I could just picture Ted having a serious word with Matt Striker about the way he was acting haha. Smackdown does have a lot of talent *nods* but you're right in the fact that they don't know how to play it off any better than the Creative Team for RAW (or, if it's the same Creative Team, then we know why they keep falling down) and as such their performers are suffering for it. Rey's match against Alberto Del Rio was kinda shit I thought, in the sense of the ending because Rey tapped out too fast, though I guess it's a good boost for ADR-- which should work considering they have been making such a big deal about him for months and everything. Lol, I think I can remember Cody's face at that point, and the way they both hurry over to help him. It was pretty painful when they went for one another at Wrestlemania, but you could see that their hearts weren't in it-- and the way they kept being all clingy with one another whenever they had them in a hold and everything. And after Cody was punted it just reminds me of the time when Legacy seemed to officially break-up and they had that three-on-three where Randy landed Cody in that DDT when he was getting in the ring-- I loved how Teddy went mad at him for it. It was such a fangirl moment for me; much the same as back when The Miz tried to get Daniel Bryant to apologize to Michael Cole for everything that he had done to him back on NXT... Gallant boys are so gallant. 'Taker has nothing to be ashamed of, that's true, but I'm hoping he knows when he stops because then he'll end up being like Rick Flair and then I will just completely lose all respect I have for the man like I did Flair... Though I didn't ever especially like Flair too much if I'm honest. I'll say one thing though: 'Taker might be getting on in years, but I still don't see myself trying to pick a fight with him anytime soon xD. And, bleurgh, JBL. I hated him with an absolute passion-- I hate him just slightly more than I hate Vicky Guererro, though she comes in a close second. I pissed when he lost the intercontinental championship to Rey Mysterio when it was only like a minute or whatever the time was... I think I danced around the living room when it turned out that he was leaving xDD. And, aww, the boys needs to still be hanging out with one another-- or, making up for it when they do get together after such prolonged absences from one another.
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Post by Trash on Aug 23, 2010 10:38:58 GMT -5
*Brain explodes at image of Legacy boys in a kiddie pool full of baby oil* Now there’s an alternative to lube! Dammit... there’s an image I’m gonna be seeing for the whole rest of the day! Also it’s gonna be hard to get the brainy goodness cleaned off my shirt, lol. We’ve got to do some kind of baby oil worship somewhere along the line... oh! And I actually read Keep Your Hands Off My Boy yesterday or the day before, when it was first posted anyway (I’m becoming a scary-ass lurker on that site just recently, heh heh). I thought it was really good actually! Teddy warning off Matt and then chasing after Cody... that’s muh boy XD. I didn’t realise that was you though, nice job there! Oddly, I meant to link it back to you and say, ‘look, someone else had the same idea about Matt creepin’ around Cody’, but I musta forgot in my throes of footie misery XD. Lol, and I just went back to check the comments on the story, I think there was only one when I read it at first and now there’s loads (well deserved praise too). All the talk ahout the tie and the sudden need for baby oil shenanigans gave me this crazed image of the boys getting ready in the back... Ted: There’s baby oil on my tie! Shit! Randy: You weren’t complaining at the time... Ted: But it’s MY TIE! And it’s RUINED!! Cody: *hugs* It’s okay baby, we’ll get you a new tie... I’ll choose it. Ted: *pouting and trying not to be horrified* But I liked THIS tie. It’s my favourite and it’s got all those memories... *sudden realisation hits* Cody, did you just get oil over my suit when you hugged me? Cody: I, uh... have to be somewhere else now. I couldn’t get the Randy link and did a bit of a search for him, but there’s not much of him wearing anything like that to be honest – always shirts and jeans being the closest, although I can vaguely remember seeing one of him on a youtube vid somewhere – quite sure I purred, lol. And Evvy is, as always, hot as hell in his glasses – I don’t know what it is about Evan in those, but he can pull ‘em off! I think my next DVD purchase is gonna have to be the Rumble 2010, I was just checking out some pictures of it and I did watch it on line at the time, but it’s really quite hard to watch stuff like that on line because of the screen size and quality. I actually managed to download it, took days and then found out it was too large to put on the bloody disc XD. I can’t download to save my life, I swear. I love those fangirl moments though. I was dying for a little something at MITB between Randy and Ted but alas, there wasn’t really anything. They just seemed to more or less ignore each other. Want a Rumble reunion for those three, watching them work together again – I for one would mark out. I wasn’t hugely taken with ADR, but then since they’re playing him as a hell and I only saw him wrestle that one time, it’s hard to say. I liked the finisher, he was plenty competent and all that. And although the car schtick was lame and it’s been done – JBL *snarls* and then Eddy Guerrero before that (and he did it that much better, lol), Austin did it several times too and even Taker, with the bike and waaaay back in 1992 when he came out on the back of a hearse. It’s sorta old hat now, unless there’s something new to add to it or if it’s a one-off thing. I kinda liked the personal announcer idea though. I can’t see him as a main eventer, but at least he’s getting some kind of push and it’s someone new to add to the mix. I’m cautiously hopeful that it’ll end up being cool, but I don’t wanna get my hopes up too much because I’m not struck and I’m not sure that the Smackdown writers have even the slightest idea what they’re doing at the moment. I’m looking forward to Raw tonight – I checked out WWE homepage and they announced a main event (I don’t know if you want spoilers or not, so I won’t give them and I can’t recall if they announced it on Raw last week or not). Just hope they have some good matches, new developments, Ted on for more than five seconds, Evan not getting beat up and Randy wearing very little – wait, if they just put the Boys Baby Oil club on there, that’d take care of plenty of those requirements. Incidentally, you wouldn’t believe how quickly telemarketers hang up when you announce they’ve reached the ‘Boys in Baby Oil Headquarters’, even quicker than saying you’re a taxidermist. And now I’m starting to sound obsessive
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Post by Kurt "Fashionista" Hummel on Aug 23, 2010 14:13:08 GMT -5
Woo-hoo *dances* I put a pervy image in your head and made it stay there *bows in sensei style* My work is done ;P And oh, wow you read my fic xDD I just had the idea in my head and thought, "Sod it, someone else might get a giggle out of it." And, wow, thrilled you liketh the way I did Teddy's character. *Looks sort of sheepish* I tried to base him on the way that you RP him, 'cause I've never really been Teddy before lol. Join the site! Join it! xD Or, ya know, if you wanna do fics or stuff we can post them under mine ^_^. I've been asked if Imma do a Kurt/Joe fic for the sight after tomorrow, but I dunno if I'll be able to though because I have 'sadly' not seen the Marine 2, and prolly won't watch that Warehouse 13 thing cause I think I saw the majority of the bits Cody was going to be in on the site haha. Ah, Coddles <3 you know you were thinking of Ted when he was doing his Marine debut when he got that sexy look on his face... He wasn't thinking of that woman who he's acting alongside xD I love the way he used the word 'Bombshell' and everyone essentially knows that he has outed himself somewhat on that word alone haha. Cody: *whilst sat at the announce table with MS and TG* Matt, seriously, get your hand off of my leg. Matt: Aww, c'mon Cody, it's Ok... Cody: *irritated* No, no it'th really not. Todd: Um, Matt *taps his announce partner on the shoulder.* Matt: *annoyed* What? *turns around and sees Ted standing there looking all intense and shiz* Oh... Hey Ted. *big fake smile* Ted: *smiles sweetly before bouncing Matt's head off of the table. He then grabs Cody by his ghastly tie and pulls him to his feet* You and I have a date with a new bottle of baby-oil, baby-boy... Move it. And, gah, I saw a clip on either Codiasi or Centon LJ Comm where Randy's coming out of a room in this black suit with white shirt, and he gives a little smirk to the camera... community.livejournal.com/cenaortonmylove/244259.html#cutid1 This, this right here *points sideways* the expression on his face clearly screams, "I have just fucked John Cena's brains out and he is in that hotel room all naked and sweaty and covered in baby oil... Waiting for me for when I get back." In my mind it's going like that at least haha. And Evan BB in glasses is so damned hawt. Man can pull them off like nobodies business. You and I really need to do a fic sometime together lol. We can have baby oil everywhere... Or, to be accurate, the boys will. I still can't get my head away from "46 large bottles". That just.. Gah. Dude. Srsly. The kiddie pool is something we need to use sometime as well xD I wanted some MITB actions between Randy and Teddy too, and it sucked when they didn't so much as give one another more than a dispassionate glance considering that they had such an intense history with one another way-back-when. I can still remember Randy's expression when Evan came out: that's love right there. Evan has been adopted to share Randy's world with John... Though Randy will occasionally let Evan play with Chris considering the Canadian was his first love and all that business ;P And, lol, speaking of Coddles and his sex-voice on TV when Teddy wasn't there to do anything about it, that makes me think of when Maryse is all over Ted on TV and being all about how rich he is and what he's brought her and everything, Cody's sat there like, "Bitch, you don't know the half of it. Teddy wants the best and the best things in life are free." Which, of course, is a referance to himself because Cody is the one thing that Ted never had to pay for-- unless he was insisting and being a gentleman and taking his boy out to dinner or whatever. Lol, can you imagine how it'd be for them backstage? Ted: *sneaking a dirty text to Cody whilst he's backstage. Moans and bites his lip when he reads the wicked response from his little minx* 'That new baby oil feels sooo good against my skin, Teddy...' Maryse: *Poking her head around the door* Teddy? 're you Ok? I 'eard groaneeng. I thought you were 'urt." Ted: *blushing dark red and assuring* No, not hurt *whilst thinking 'not unless you count blue balls as hurting... I knew I shouldn't have brought Cody that coconut baby-oil! Fucking draft!'* Boys in Baby Oil Headquaters... I might need to start using that one xP And I just had a quick look on WWE.com to see if I could find the main-event... I found Cena/Miz and immediately thought "Randy is going to be watching backstage and Mikey Cole is going to go nuts with his cheerleading again!" If that's what it is, then yays ^_^. And, yah, needs more Teddy time. Loads of Cody on Smackdown for once and that made my Friday (well, my Saturday morning when I watched it on Sky in my room ah-ha) so now I just need some Ted to add to my fix... And, yes, as you say, Evan getting a win and Randy in his deliciously skimpy trunks. I saw on someone's livejournal a pic of Randy where his trunks have risen up-- he has a smooth-shaven groin from the look of that pic xD Much nice. Want the link if I can find it?
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Post by Trash on Aug 24, 2010 5:10:44 GMT -5
Woo-hoo *dances* I put a pervy image in your head and made it stay there *bows in sensei style* My work is done ;P And oh, wow you read my fic xDD I just had the idea in my head and thought, "Sod it, someone else might get a giggle out of it." And, wow, thrilled you liketh the way I did Teddy's character. *Looks sort of sheepish* I tried to base him on the way that you RP him, 'cause I've never really been Teddy before lol. Join the site! Join it! xD Or, ya know, if you wanna do fics or stuff we can post them under mine ^_^. I've been asked if Imma do a Kurt/Joe fic for the sight after tomorrow, but I dunno if I'll be able to though because I have 'sadly' not seen the Marine 2, and prolly won't watch that Warehouse 13 thing cause I think I saw the majority of the bits Cody was going to be in on the site haha. Ah, Coddles <3 you know you were thinking of Ted when he was doing his Marine debut when he got that sexy look on his face... He wasn't thinking of that woman who he's acting alongside xD I love the way he used the word 'Bombshell' and everyone essentially knows that he has outed himself somewhat on that word alone haha.
Cody: *whilst sat at the announce table with MS and TG* Matt, seriously, get your hand off of my leg. Matt: Aww, c'mon Cody, it's Ok... Cody: *irritated* No, no it'th really not. Todd: Um, Matt *taps his announce partner on the shoulder.* Matt: *annoyed* What? *turns around and sees Ted standing there looking all intense and shiz* Oh... Hey Ted. *big fake smile* Ted: *smiles sweetly before bouncing Matt's head off of the table. He then grabs Cody by his ghastly tie and pulls him to his feet* You and I have a date with a new bottle of baby-oil, baby-boy... Move it.
Y’know, as much as my brain has been exploding repeatedly from all these hot pics of the boys it’s no wonder I can’t do the simplest thing this morning. That’s quite possibly the hottest image of Randy I’ve ever seen – and that little smirk just caps it. Definitely sneaking off from some mind-blowing tryst – I think I must have sat drooling at the screen for ten whole minutes. Oh yes, please post the link with the ridden-up trunks! Damn, I’m turning into a total lech for the man, lol.
I love the way you wrote Ted! He came off possessive as hell, but suave and confident in front of an audience, which is definitely how I see him – I’m really flattered he’s based off my RP Teddy *blush* I’m glad he comes out the way I see him! I’ve never seen the Marine 2 either (or the first one for that matter) although I’ve seen screen caps and that, so you’ll have to get your mums BF to download it again and let you know this time! Like you said, there’ll be a ton of links to Warehouse 13 (I’ve got a weird feeling that it’s also on some obscure channel here too... *checks* yeah, Virgin 1, although that won’t be the series with Cody in it I imagine). I think it’d be a damned interesting crossover though, so if you get a chance to see them, watch them!
Oh yeah, we’ll have to band around some ideas for a fic together soon! I was hoping to write the beginnings of something this morning but haven’t had the time with one thing and another and it’s 11 already. Hopefully later in the day – it did involve baby oil and the Legacy! I'm gonna sign up for an LJ later on today, then I'll probably get all distracted trying to make myself an icon or something, heh heh. Haven't made one for ages, so might be kinda fun.
I just finished watching Raw, so thought I’d put up my thoughts – only this is all spoilers if you didn’t get around to seeing it yet, so you might not wanna read if you haven’t. Raw – dammit I need my hearing tested. I had to wind back the prog because I was convinced at one point Sheamus said Randy had ‘touched him up’ in their match. That’s not what he said at all and I found that highly disturbing. Lol, I can just see Ted watching Raw backstage but kinda absently while he gets ready and then hearing Cody’s voice on the monitor and getting completely incensed by Cody complimenting and being complimented by that actress. There was no damn need for what Khali did, no one reacted and it served to all but negate Jericho’s win. So one step forward and then right back again. Ha, and the look on Michael Cole’s face after Melina and Laycool was completely beyond unimpressed and then introduced the ‘very special guest’ cracked me right up. Some ships ship themselves, like you said. Gah, the screensaver! Michael Cole, I’m buying you pompoms because you’re awesome too. Love the King’s sarcastic little addition there too – “And because he’s AWESOME?”
And major fanigirl time! Randy v Teddy? Oh YES! And I swear there was that little concerned look on Randy’s face just before he remembered he was supposed to be smirking at Ted. Bloody hell, I enjoyed those two going at it way too much, even if the match as a whole was too short. Heh, the backstage scene with the Baby Oil Club must have been quite interesting to watch. Although if they were putting on the oil while watching Cody’s promo, hmmm. Championship match was a waste, but I did like the little lead in to the main event at NOTC. They’re really pushing Randy like mad atm. And he was eyeballing Cena too, after he’d knocked him out. Did quite enjoy this weeks Raw. No Evan again though! Bloody hell, I hope he gets a match at NOTC, but I have the feeling that it’ll be Miz v Bryan for the US championship and since it’s all championship matches, where does that leave him?
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